It's been several weeks since my incident. So I thought now that I find more humor in the situation I would outline the circumstance of me, a guy in my neighborhood and the police. For your entertainment only...
Individuals who drive fast in my neighborhood take my blood pressure from fine to over the top in seconds flat. I have a bit of a "spirited" side, especially when it comes to defending what I believe is black and white...the safety of children is very clear.
I'm finishing up a walk and headed home. I notice a guy driving like a maniac, not once but twice did he drive past me. The second time...I threw a water bottle in front of his car. He stops, jumps out and we have words. He claims I hit his car with the water bottle. We have words. My father in law just happen to be driving by and the guy leaves the neighborhood. I continue walking home. I stop at my neighbors and chat. The guy turns his car around and comes back after me. He gets out of his car and...we have words...again. My father in law and neighbor get him to leave yet again. I come home, tell Matt and he attempts to hunt down the maniac driver. We decide that I will call the police in the morning. I call the police in the am, talk to Sgt. Martin (no relation) he comes to my house and tells me they will place signs saying "children at play" in the area and then asks if I was the woman who threw the water bottle last night. I said yes.The maniac driver called the police on ME the night before. He sent over another police officer. This police officer was a jerk. I kicked him out of my house and told him to NEVER come back. Next day I meet with Sgt. Martin at the station. He apologizes for the behavior of his officer. Informs me that I am the suspect on the police report and this guy, the one I threw the bottle at is the victim. What? Sgt. Martin sends over another officer the following day. I explain what happened again and this officer was so nice.. because he didn't make me cry. He assured us that maniac driver acted very very suspicious and basically we had nothing to worry about. I was asked to wait to hear anything more and I haven't heard a thing. No news is...in this situation...good news.
Needless to say....my life as a SAHM is always exciting. Although, I do not promote getting yourself in trouble with the law as a means of excitement.
Greatest. Post. Of. All. Time!!!!!
ReplyDeletei loved the longer version...the one with "the words" :) and i still stand by my commitment to come visit you in jailbird orange if the need arises :)
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