You Know You're A Mom When :
10. Your hair smells like Johnson & Johnson No More Tears
9. You can't wait for Thursday to wear your cute new "skinny jeans" out to the Library
8. Your hand bag is so big it mimics a small suitcase
7. Your Facebook Status is: "Haven't slept in 3 days!?!"
6. You know more about vacuum filters and breast pumps than current affairs
5. You call QVC just to have adult conversation
4. You notify everyone of your excitement for nap time
3. Your favorite word is "Ahhhhhhhh!"
2. When planning family road trips you plan stops around how many McDonald's have a Play Place
1. Your sense of smell no longer recognizes the stench of human feces
just for kicks ☺
hahaha...sooo true! :)
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