dear turkey bacon,
you are NOT real bacon! real bacon is, by definition, delicious and fatty and from a PIG. you are not delicious, not fatty, and you are from a TURKEY! you are not welcome in my kitchen anymore...please pack your fake self and go find some health-concious, no-regard-for-taste family to live with. thank you.
best regards,
the mom of a family that places high value on DELICIOUSNESS
Yep, I feel this way about low-fat/no-fat junk foods: if you're gonna bother to eat something unhealthy, do it right! Otherwise, you end up eating the whole package of turkey bacon, it doesn't satisfy your craving for bacon, so then you have to eat a whole package of REAL bacon to get the nasty turkey bacon flavor out of your mouth and off your fingers. Wait...am I the only one that does that?
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